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| Buy 2 Get 1 FREE! Special on MOOSEBURGER HELPER | ||
| $19.98 | ||
| The election may be over, but Sarah is still a rock star! Sarah Palin's Mooseburger Helper is perfect for:
It's Locked & Loaded with Flavor! Set your sites on MOOSEBURGER HELPER. |
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| Sarah Palin's Kickin' MOOSEBURGER HELPER | ||
| $9.99 | ||
| Locked & Loaded with Flavor! Your hunt for a new flavor sensation is over! Featuring Snowflake and MOOSE-shaped pasta with REAL Wisconsin Cheddar Cheese Sauce. Just add moose for the perfect Moose, Mac & Cheese treat. (City dwellers add hamburger). As Sarah says, “I use all natural ingredients, as pure as the Alaskan tundra . . . that is, before Todd trampled it with his snowmachine.” Set your sites on MOOSEBURGER HELPER. |
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| OBAMA WAFFLES SPECIAL: Buy 3, Get 1 FREE! | ||
| $29.97 | ||
| Waffling the World Over Here’s your chance to be your own Community Organizer by spreading the waffles around in style. Makes a great White Elephant gift at Christmas, too. Eat ‘em. Keep ‘em. Or pass ‘em out. All it takes is the audacity to share the love. |
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| OBAMA WAFFLES | ||
| $9.99 | ||
| Change You Can Taste Get your own box of this delicious, nutritious political satire. Yes, there’s REAL waffle mix in the box. Whether you’re clinging to God and your guns in Pennsylvania or just hungry for a change in one of the other 57 states, OBAMA WAFFLES are what you’re craving. |
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| OBAMA WAFFLES Fridge Magnet | ||
| $2.00, 3 for $5.00 | ||
| $2/each or 3 for $5 By popular demand, it’s the Official OBAMA WAFFLES refrigerator magnet. Sticks better to your fridge than Senator Obama does to his positions. Order today to avoid bitter disappointment. |
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| Sarah Palin’s Superhero Card | ||
| $1.00 | ||
| Sarah Barracuda, Heroine of the GOP West Wing Waffles presents the hottest new collectible: Election ’08 Superhero Cards! Sarah is no ordinary woman--and this is no ordinary Superhero Card. It’s supersized measuring 4 1/4” x 5 1/2”. Be the first on your block to own a piece of history! Supplies are limited. |
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